I Weather Digital Storms
For Small Businesses
From my cottage by the Irish Sea, I combine 25+ years of expertise with cutting-edge AI to transform your business. No corporate middlemen—just direct access to a craftsman who gets results.
The Craftsman Behind The Magic
From London's bustling newsrooms to the windswept coast of County Antrim, Johnny Duncan brings a unique blend of traditional media excellence and revolutionary AI expertise.
Where Traditional Craftsmanship Meets AI Innovation
From his cottage by the Irish Sea in Whitehead, Johnny literally works where the waves crash against the shore. This isn't just a romantic notion—it's where the magic happens. The same hands that once met impossible newspaper deadlines now craft AI workflows that transform businesses.
From pioneering Ireland's first online jewelry website in the 1990s to creating AI-powered content systems for today's challenges, Johnny bridges worlds that others can't even see.
25+ Years
Content & Web Mastery
AI Pioneer
Cutting-edge Solutions
Irish Sea
Cottage-Based Craftsman
Transform Your Business with Irish AI Magic
From simple website refreshes to complete digital transformations, Johnny crafts solutions that make your competitors wonder what happened.
AI-Enhanced Websites
Transform your static site into an intelligent business machine that works while you sleep
- AI-powered content
- Smart automation
- Mobile responsive
- SEO optimized
Content AI Solutions
Custom AI workflows that create, optimize, and distribute your content across all channels
- Automated content
- Multi-platform publishing
- Brand consistency
- Analytics integration
Digital Transformation
Complete business overhaul from traditional methods to AI-powered efficiency
- Process automation
- AI integration
- Staff training
- Ongoing support
Direct Access
Work directly with Johnny—no project managers or middlemen.
Quick Turnaround
Most projects completed within 2-4 weeks.
Direct Access
Work directly with Johnny—no corporate middlemen.
Ready to Weather Your Digital Storm?
Let's chat about your business transformation—no complicated tech speak, just practical solutions.
What They Say About the "Crazy Irish Dude"
Real stories from real business owners who took the leap and transformed their digital presence with Johnny's unique blend of Irish charm and technical wizardry.
"That crazy Irish dude transformed our website from a boring brochure into a sales machine! Johnny explained everything in plain English and now our online orders have tripled. Plus, he's just fun to work with—like having a chat with your favorite uncle who happens to be a tech wizard."
Sarah Mitchell
Chicago Bakery Owner
"I was skeptical about the whole AI thing, but Johnny made it simple. Our appointment booking is now automated, customer follow-ups happen while I sleep, and my wife thinks I've become tech-savvy! Best investment we've made. The Irish accent doesn't hurt either—customers love chatting with him."
Mike Rodriguez
Austin Auto Shop
"Working with Johnny is like discovering your business has a secret superpower. He took our basic website and turned it into something that actually makes money. The best part? When I call with questions, I get Johnny himself—not some call center. That personal touch is worth its weight in gold."
Jennifer Chen
Portland Food Truck
Ready to Join the Success Stories?
These business owners took a chance on "that fun Irish dude who lives by the sea" and discovered what happens when traditional craftsmanship meets AI innovation.
Tales from the Irish Coast
From his cottage by the Irish Sea, Johnny crafts satirical observations on culture, literature, and modern life. His irreverent wit finds humor and truth in the absurdities that surround us all.
"The Lady Temptresses of Whitehead"
"By the harbor wall where seabirds cry,
And waves crash bold against the stone,
The temptresses of Whitehead lie
In wait for souls who walk alone..."
"They speak in tongues of salt and spray,
Of distant shores and dreams untold,
Yet those who heed their call and stay
Find warmth within the coastal cold."
Excerpt from Johnny's coastal poetry collection, inspired by the mysterious allure of his seaside home in County Antrim.
Where Wit Meets Cultural Commentary
Johnny's writing captures the absurdities of modern culture with the sharp clarity that comes from observing the world from Ireland's windswept coast. His satirical lens reveals truths that polite society prefers to ignore.
His Substack newsletter delivers irreverent takes on literature, mythology, and contemporary life, offering readers a unique perspective that combines Irish humor with literary insight.
Featured Writing
- • Satirical cultural commentary
- • Literary deconstructions and reimaginings
- • Mythological absurdities revealed
- • Irish coastal wisdom and wit
"Where ancient wisdom meets modern innovation."
Experience the unique perspective that comes from a life lived between ancient shores and cutting-edge technology.
Ready to Transform
Your Business?
No complicated sales funnels. No corporate runaround. Just an honest conversation with Johnny about your digital future—from his cottage by the Irish Sea.
What Happens Next?
We Chat
15-minute conversation about your business goals and challenges.
I Craft
Custom proposal with clear timeline for your project.
You Succeed
Watch your business transform with Irish craftsmanship and AI magic.